Unless you count dropping a bee hive into a giant's helmet, causing painful, blinding stings that send the beast over a cliff. Jack never imagined he'd be a slayer himself, and technically he isn't. Jack (Nicholas Hoult) is a dreamy teen in a medieval hoodie whose plague-dead dad used to read him bedtime tales of giants and slayers.
Instead, the Englishman, a bland knight named Elmont (Ewan McGregor) gets rolled into a tortilla of sorts, next to real pigs in dough blankets. Fallon does smell the blood of an Englishman but nobody's bones are ground to make anyone's bread.
Actually there's an army of giants here, some more squatty or squinty than others but still interchangeable unless they have a second head growing out of a shoulder like their general Fallon (voice of Bill Nighy).
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